"I'm thirsty please!" (This is a "kind" way of saying "Can I have a drink, please?")
"If you go to the potty, you can't wipe with ice cream, because that would be too cold."
(To Daddy, while he was in the shower) – "You can play with my tub toys, if you want."
"You're Queen Mommy, and he's King Daddy."
"Let's go on the love couch." (Referring to "love seat")