"Mommy, we at the beach! This is the beach!"
--When sitting on my oval braided rug in the kitchen. The rug also functions as a boat.
"I will never believe you!"
--Her version of one of God's promises I'm trying to teach her (I will never leave you).
"He has a stinky change."
--Referring to her pony, who was apparently in dire need of a diaper change.
"Don't run, Mommy. Stop. Don't run!"
--While I'm running with Grace in the jogging stroller. It's bad enough that I don't want to run, it's worse when your toddler chimes in!